The Site Teardown

Fifteen minutes of me going through your site out loud.

You already suspect your website is costing you something. You just cannot point at what. So I go through it the way one of your customers would, I record the whole thing, and I tell you exactly where it leaks... whether or not you ever hire me to fix it.

$297 one time, and it credits in FULL against a build inside 60 days

What lands in your inbox

  • 1A recorded walkthrough, about fifteen minutes. Me, on your actual site, talking. Not a tool, not a template, and not a PDF with your logo dropped into it.
  • 2A written fix list, ranked by what it costs you. Not ranked by how easy each one is, which is how most of these get written and why most of them get ignored.
  • 3The do-it-yourself items marked. Some of this you can fix in an afternoon without paying anybody, and I will tell you which ones.
  • 4Back within three business days. No call to book, nothing to sit through live, no scheduling ping pong.

Why I will tell you things that lose me the sale

Because most of the time the honest answer is that your site needs three specific fixes, not a rebuild, and saying so is the only version of this that is worth $297 to you. I would rather be the person who told you the truth about a site I did not build than the person who quoted you $4,500 for a problem a Saturday could have solved.

And if it genuinely does need a rebuild, you will already know why, in your own words, before I ever quote you a number. That is a much better way to buy something.

Buy it now

$297, paid up front, and it comes off any build you start within 60 days. I do not need a call first.

Buy the teardown, $297

Send me the address

Rather ask first? Put your site in below and I will tell you honestly whether a teardown is worth it. I do not put anybody on a list and I do not chase. If you change your mind between now and paying, nothing happens.

The questions people ask first

Does the $297 really come off a build?
In full, on anything started within 60 days. Not a discount code, not half of it. The whole $297.

What if my site is embarrassing?
Then you are the exact person this is for, and honestly... I have seen worse this month. I am not going to make you feel bad about it, I am going to tell you what to do about it.

Can I just get a build quote instead?
Absolutely, and the pricing is right here. Starter is $2,500, Signature is $4,500, Site plus System is $5,500, and every one of them includes the SEO and AEO groundwork rather than selling it back to you as an add-on.